tracked tag:
hiccupthehaddock
m!a status:
None
face claim:
Andrew Garfield
ooc:
Hello! This is chloe this mun of this lovely blog hie

Hello Dragon trainers! My name is Hiccup and I was the first person on berk to train a dragon. HOODIE COMMISIONS: semi-open

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

man:when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman:*proves that even dogs have discipline*
man:wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

when your gf writes you a sweet message on your bathroom mirror <3

image

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

hiccbutt
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@LAUNTS